Lick it up, baby, lick it up!
Monday, May 17, 2010
Pardon me, do you have any Jizz?
Fugly trend alert!
I will never forget the looks of disgust I received many years ago when I described the color of a dress that I'd be wearing in an upcoming wedding as "the color of semen." My roommates boyfriend suggested I used the word 'pearl' instead when describing the taffeta dress in the future, and I learned my lesson.
Bleach Black has not learned the lesson! The company decided to cash in on the appeal (?) of this marvelous color and has produced a milky white nail color called "Jizz." While I admire the audacity of the name choice (it's better than the not so subtle lipstick color "Wet Kitty" by Vincent Longo from a few years back) I am grossed out by the actual nail color. I don't think it'll look attractive on anyone, even olive skin tones.
I wonder why they didn't create a corresponding lip color?
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- Ooooh, my blog. My blog on the internet. Oh internet, remember when we downloaded all of those episodes of The Real World: New York and watched them for three days straight? Remember when we fell asleep together watching porn? And when you helped me keep track of all those people from my past I no longer want anything to do with. We live in the "future" and this is my internet blog filled with random musings and utter nonsense.
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